Okay, okay. The title is a bit misleading. As is the case with wine coolers, eggnog will only probably get you frustratingly close to be being before you throw your hands in the air and give up. Save yourself the stress and mix up some of the ol ‘nog with your liquor of choice. That’s the key. Legend has it that George Washington's favored version included brandy, whiskey, rye, and rum as well (so you should do just fine with one). @mkalmuk