Staab and I competed in a cookie eating contest my last year in college. This new cookie place was opening up and they had the best chocolate chip cookies. I made the mistake of choosing whole milk because I didn't like any other kind and didn't have a dairy problem back then. Staab had like 10 or 12. I only had 6, but they were big and I have never been more full in my entire life. I don't even know if I ate at all the next day. We did go drinking at the bar after which I can't even believe we did. He threw up, I just felt like the heaviest grossest thing ever and somehow did not get sick.
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